4 Reasons Doc Brown is a Shithead.

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We all know the wonderful characters of Back to the Future. Our protagonist Marty McFly and his time traveling adventures, and the antagonists Biff, Griff and Mad Dog Tanner. However, where does Doc Brown fit in? He helps Marty fix the time lines and tries to make everyone’s lives better. However, on multiple occasions Doc Brown puts Marty’s life in peril, changes the time line for his own personal gain.














Doc Brown once changed Marty Mcfly into this guy, just because he could.


Doc Brown is just an over all shithead and here is why.


Doc brown has amazing toys that only he can play with.

Hey remember in the beginning of Back to the Future 2, when that bitch girlfriend of Marty’s was running her mouth too much? Doc Brown gets fed up with her mouth, so he uses his date rape gun and shines a beam of light in her eyes, which makes her go cross eyed and pass out. Then Doc Brown had to go grab his down Einstein from the kennel, so he dumps the chick in an alley, on some stinky garbage. All because he did not have enough room in the DeLoran for both her and his dog. On his way, he grabs Marty Mcfly Jr. and zaps his ass with the date rape gun too, so Marty could take his place. Then that little gun, a.k.a. “plot mcgruffin,” disappears. Seriously Doc? I can think of at least 5 other times that stupid gun could have come in handy.













Hey Doc, that sleep gun thingy, you had 40 minutes ago, I could really use that right now.


Doc Brown will try to save everyone, but Marty

Hey remember in Back to the Future, where Doc Brown got shot up by those Libyan terrorist. Brown dies like a little bitch best part of the movie in my opinion.













Seriously, plot hole terrorist, shooting up the logic of this movie.

Then Marty leads them on a chase and makes them crash into that 1 hour photo booth. Whatever happened to those little booths? So he goes back to 1955 and writes Doc a letter telling him how he will be shot. Brown reads it and wears a bullet proof vest, saving his life. Hooray! So if Doc Brown figured, “What the hell.” They why the holy fuck would he not tell Marty about the car crash that he will get into, literally the next day. (From a non time traveling point of view in 1985). Clearly that crash caused Marty to hurt his hand, which made him quit his music and sent his life into a shit spiral, which caused his whole family to be complete screw ups, starting with this kid. The very reason they went to 2015 to stop! DOC YOU COULD HAVE SAID TO MARTY, WEAR YOUR SEATBELT TOMORROW AND PREVENTED ALL THAT FROM HAPPENING.














Tell Marty about his future? That would be crazy! I know he already did the same thing to me, but I'm a shithead!!


Doc Brown changes the timeline more times than a woman changes shoes.

Okay, you are going to have to really think about these next 3 points, so pay attention.

Point #1: In Back to the Future, Marty and Doc changed 1955. When Marty got back to 1985, his whole family was different. Basically Marty’s whole family’s history has changed, and he has no memory of it. From the time he is born up until that very moment at the end of the movie. He has had different birthdays, different family vacations, and these people that are not his; “family” they are not the same people he grew up with.





















Even Marty's girlfriend, Jennifer, was different, but that was an upgrade, so he was not going to say anything...


Point #2: Doc is always worried about changing the past, which will screw up the future. One of the first things he says to Marty in 1955, he needs to stay away from everybody. So why then does no one seem to notice this ageless man jumping around time? He clearly goes to the year 2015 and is walking around town, you think he would be a little more concerned say if Biff Tanner saw him, or Marty from 2015, or any of the countless other people that might recognize him and think, why has Doc Brown not aged a day since 1985 or really 1955? The reason, Doc Brown has a problem thinking 4th dimensionally. Brown is always telling Marty, “You’re not thinking 4th dimensionally,” Marty has a real problem with that. However, Brown’s own dumbass is not very good at it either. For instance, here is a question for you Doc Brown, in Back to the Future 3; there were 2 time machines in 1885. One Doc Brown traveled back in, and one Marty traveled back in. Marty’s time machine was out of gas, why not get the gas from Doc’s time machine, and go back to the year 1985? Why go through all of that train pushing crap? You know why? Because Doc Brown is a shithead.












Wait, we could be happy if it wasn't for that shithead Doc Brown?

Point #3: Throughout the whole trilogy there are references to Marty getting into the car accident and screwing up his life. In the end he avoids it and alters the courser of his future. Okay, Marty gets into the accident while driving his black truck, the same black truck that he gets in the new 1985 after the events in the first Back to the Future. My question is, how would Marty have gotten into the accident in the original timeline of 1985 if he never had that truck? If he never went back in time with Doc Brown, he still would have gotten in the car accident. How? His dad’s car was totaled by Biff, which we see in the beginning of Back to the Future.


Doc Brown is a total Shithead and destroys all 3 movies within 5 min.

Okay so Doc Brown only wants to change the timeline when it benefits him. He will not let Marty take the sports almanac back in 1985 to win a little bit of money so Marty can make his life better, perhaps put his kids through college, or move to better neighborhood. No Doc Brown is a shithead and will not let that happen. (This was their whole reason to go to 2015 to begin with, to make the Mcfly’s life better). Then we see all the events of Back to the Future 2 play out when time travel is used for evil. Okay, so here is my question, if Brown is so worried about changing the timeline, why in the hell did he save a woman from 1885, marry her, and have 2 kids with her? If a little book can change time so much, what in the fuck, do you think starting a time traveling family will do to the timeline!? OH! And a flying time traveling train? Are you shitting me? How many style points were you going for when you made that captain obvious?
















Seriously Doc Brown? A flying, time traveling train? Eat a dick.

But I suppose it’s all okay, Marty makes it back, with his upgrade girlfriend, Jennifer 2.0, his family isn’t the one he remembers, but hey, he’s about to go off to college anyway, so fuck them. Oh look, Doc Brown brought him a picture as a souvenir from their adventures; I guess this movie has a happy ending after all….wait what? What’s all this shit about your future isn’t written yet? ISN’T WRITTEN YET? THEN WHAT THE FUCK WHERE WE DOING IN 2015!? WHOA! WAIT! MARTY JUST AVOIDED THE ACCIDENT, WHICH MEANS THAT EVERYTHING FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TIME LINE. NOTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED MATTERS. FUCK YOU BROWN, AND FUCK THIS FLYING TRAIN! HEY INSTEAD OF COMING BACK AND GIVING MARTY THAT FUCKING PICTURE, WHY DON’T YOU GO BACK TO ANY OF THE OTHER TIME PERIODS WHERE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A THOUSANDS TIMES MORE HELPFUL TO HAVE A FUCKING FLYING TRAIN, FUCK YOU DOC SHITHEAD.

















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